8 of the Campest Christmas Albums Ever Made
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Let’s face it, most Christmas music is painfully, unabashedly straight. The same tired songs playing on the radio every year can become monotonous and lack the festive drama that many of us crave. But fear not, because we have compiled a list of eight iconic Christmas albums from big pop girls that will inject some much-needed excitement into your holiday season.
First up is Mariah Carey’s Merry Christmas, released in 1994. Mariah pretty much invented Christmas with this album, which gave us the timeless hit “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. While there is a lot of religious content on Merry Christmas, Mariah manages to keep the gays entertained with her vocal acrobatics and undeniable talent.
Next is Destiny’s Child’s 8 Days of Christmas, released in 2001. This album became an instant classic of the season, with the title track reinventing the traditional song with lyrics clearly aimed at straight women and needy bottoms. Picture the scene: it’s 2001, and Destiny’s Child are at the top of their game. This album is a must-listen for any fan of the iconic girl group.
Kylie Minogue tried her hand at every musical genre before recording a Christmas album. Kylie Christmas, released in 2015, signals the start of the festive season for countless gays. Kylie brings her signature camp and overblown style to festive classics like “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” and “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”. The album also features original tracks like “Oh Santa” and “Cried Out Christmas” that capture the true essence of the holiday season.
Kelly Clarkson’s Wrapped in Red, released in 2013, features five original tracks alongside Christmas classics. Kelly’s vocal prowess shines on tracks like “Underneath the Tree”, but her take on songs like “Please Come Home for Christmas” and “White Christmas” are also worth a listen. Before she became the queen of television, Kelly was beloved by gays for her commitment to Christmas.
Kacey Musgraves, before becoming an internationally renowned star, released A Very Kacey Christmas in 2016. This album sees the country star take on festive classics while also offering some addictive original tracks. “A Willie Nice Christmas”, a duet with Willie Nelson, and “Ribbons and Bows” are among the standout moments on this delightful album.
When Dolly Parton releases an album, gays are pretty much contractually obliged to love it. A Holly Dolly Christmas, released in 2020, features festive classics alongside original tracks. Highlights include “Christmas on the Square” and “Holly Jolly Christmas”. Dolly’s 47th studio album proves that she is still a force to be reckoned with and can bring joy to any holiday season.
Leona Lewis, when faced with a career stall, did what any astute pop star would do – she released a Christmas album. Christmas, with Love, released in 2013, may not reinvent the wheel, but its three original tracks, especially the endlessly entertaining “One More Sleep”, are top-notch Christmas pop. Leona’s take on classics like “Winter Wonderland” and “O Holy Night” is also worth a listen for those seeking a more traditional vibe.
Lastly, we have Alicia Keys’ Santa Baby, released in 2022. This album is a delight from start to finish and includes Alicia’s own take on the iconic song “Santa Baby”. It also features new tracks like “December Back 2 June” and the truly gorgeous “You Don’t Have to be Alone”. If you’re a fan of Alicia Keys’ soulful voice, prepare yourself for a wild ride with Santa Baby.
So there you have it – eight iconic Christmas albums from big pop girls that will add some much-needed camp and excitement to your holiday season. From Mariah Carey’s legendary Merry Christmas to Alicia Keys’ newest release, there is something for everyone on this list. So pour yourself a glass of mulled wine, sit back, and let the festive drama unfold.
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